When you do something embarrassing in front of people
[applies lip gloss & readjusts bra]
ahhhh yes. the rare drill bbird. look at its beautiful plumage and its drillhead.
eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
nervously talkin to someone really attractive like
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
regretting a conversation you started with someone and trying to leave it
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
"ur eyeliner is 2 thick"
the curtains are drawn in my livingroom, but the rest of the furniture is real
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