petition to change clothing sizes to
XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
how many things are in the world
Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you
i hope manners is the next cool trend
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
You cannot see it, and you will not see it until it is t o o l a t e .
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
I dislike ducks and I gotta go to school in like 20 minutes
i feel like these things are somehow connected and i would like an explanation